Hey, everyone?

Is it bad when your desire to make out with your Light Yagami wallscroll far exceeds your desire to work on things you NEED to work on?

..And you post faux-intelligent, very stupid rhetorical questions on your eljay instead of doing those things?

Stupid Tokyo Kid. I went to Boston yesterday on 3 hours of sleep after being awake for 30. ...In 8940583045 degree weather. Wearing black jeans. Carrying 20 pounds. For around 4 miles on foot. Smart. THAT part wasn't bad, because pain isn't something that particularly bothers me. ...And I had endless amounts of caffiene. I fucking LOVE Boston. <3 So. Damn. Much. So it was worth it. More than worth it.

The worst part? The very reason I agreed to go with Mom. Tokyo Kid (a big anime store in Cambridge for those who are out of the loop).

...They are evil. Too many pretty things that I cannot hope to afford. I had to drag my mom in and have her help me to decide on ONE thing.

...Went with the wall scroll, obviously.

But I saw a restaurant named "Shangri-La" and could only think of the amazing HyuRoi doujinshi.... And then I saw this kid who looked JUST LIKE Roy Mustang...

...And then came home and slept from like 6 PM to 2 PM today.

I live such a sad existance. It's almost funny.

...And now I'm off again. Hm. Hopefully I'll go do something. ...Or fall asleep.

...I already gave the play-by-play on dA. >>

But, dude. It was AWESOME. <3 Full of gay and WIN. Had the most uke Hughes with me, too. I think PCM marked the most heterosexual experience of my life. o.o

I'll probably link to photos and such uhh.... Once I GET them all. My friend has my camera. >> But there is a LOT of Hughes/Roy. With a male Hughes, too. xD; Geez. We had grope wars and such. We won't get into the "such". Oh, conventions. How you twist the taboo and sexually perverse into the mundane and socially acceptable. Rape is polite, you know.

Hoping I can go to JumpCon... I NEED to see Vic. Seriously. <3

...Well, this was pointless.

...In other news, my friend sevlow wrote an AMAZING Hughes/Ed fanfic for me. :3 I'll see if she'll put it up later.

.....I don't know.

But guess what? I HAVE ADD OMG.

....We think. The psychiatrist (whose name is Dr. Weiner... I'm immature enough to find that HILARIOUS xDDDD) prescribed Conserta (I'm not going to even bother spell-checking that), and I'm not going to describe how well that went. x.x Why can't I be like carbonatedh2o? They put her on SPEED. ...Which, really, doesn't sound all that great. Actually, I'd kind of just like to stay on my current medication, seeing as I are FINE on it. x.x Buttt if I have ADD...

That makes.... *counts off fingers* FOUR disorders. Holy CRAP. xD; Dude. I'm probably close to breaking the world record at this point. 8D So screwed up, yet so completely fine. *buries self in a pile of HyuRoi doujins* I'm so happy. xD;

Ah, man, though. I can't believe PCM is so close. o.o;; And then in a month.... CTCON!!! 8D Annnnd I'll probably be at JumpCon Boston so I can see VIC <33333. BECAUSE I LOVE VIC. SERIOUSLY.

Blegh. I just needed something to do. xD; Going to church soon. <3 It's Father's Day! YAY! <333

Wow. Did I just go a whole entry without updated anything fandom-related?? O_O WOW. xD;

There is only one word that could do my current state of mind any justice.

BLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRGH.

Or something to that extent.

Want me to elaborate? ..Of course you do.

First off, I'm sick. Yeah, that's no huge deal. I'm so used to it it doesn't even bug me. ...It does a pretty good job of making my Mom hover over me and Lysol anything I breath on, though.

Second off, automail is a bitch. SERIOUSLY. I think I'm insane. ....Well, okay, I HAVE to be. But I am NEVER sewing plastic again. Ever. PAAAAIIIIIN. X_X

Only took a few hours to get where I am and I HAET the result, so I think I'm going to re-do it with thin plastic. I was using .020" styrene, but it's so tempermental. x.x And really hard to get to stay glued together. No big waste though... I have enough styrene to wallpaper the study. Which I have pretty much moved my life into. ...And my mess. Ahwell. At least I have a lovely little rat to keep my spirits up :3

I also can't sleep. And I'm sick. Not good. Not good at all.

I'm going to go die for a few hours now. I'll probably fall asleep on my work table. x.x

*sigh* Amateur cosplayer and already have a "work table". God this family rules.

Also, anyone watch the House re-run last night? The House-Wilson guitar theft never ceases to amuse me.

My newest obsession? I wanna f-lock for embarassment factors, but...

LUST/HUGHES.

....Don't you hurl things at me! Don't you do a facepalm. Don't even shake your head.

...TL;DR: Keep it to yourself.

I don't know why. And it's a NONCON pairing. I HATE NONCON. carbonatedwater  , you are NOT rubbing this in my face. What's more, it's HETERO NONCON. And it's MANRAPE. I hate pretty much all pairings that are all like "LOL SEX", but the only way this is gonna work, should work, DOES WORK in my mind is NONCON. ...I pretty much h8 secks of any kind; I'm practically asexual, but DERNIT. For some reason, Lust raeping Hughes is HAWT.

...Gotta be the psychological factors. >> Not hawt so much as it is fascinating.

...And maybe a little hawt.

So I go to that stupid "FMA Pairing Generator" and tell myself, "You are GOING to do the first thing that pops up. If it's crack, do it for kicks. Challenge yourself. I dunno. Just DO IT." And you know what I got on my FIRST TRY?

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Lust/Hughes
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
train, handcuffs, binoculars

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

...Well.... Yeah. I gaped at my computer screen for FIVE MINUTES. I was like "No. Fucking. WAY." But...

I DID promise myself I would write whatever came up.... *COUGH* And even if it IS HETERO PORN... Well... I DID say I would, and it IS what I've been thinking about...

xD! Anyways, I'm making a new account for porn. >_> Not because there is SOOOOOOO much here, but because I feel like I'm dirtying my name by posting anything *dirty* here. And I am asked to draw/write stuff for my friends a lot.... Soooo..... Yeah. I'll also use it to post in the adult-only comms, because I feel weird doing it under this name. >_< HEY! I've had this screename all my e-life! It's a part of my CHILDHOOD! *hugs it* ...Plus I don't want to icky-fy my main account. Dunno what I'm freaking out over, since porn is a very small part of my internets activity ('cept when I make threads on /y/ for the lulz), but it makes ME feel better. I'll post it once I get it running, okay?

JEEZ that must be weird. O_o *shakes head* Anyways, I need some help. Anyone know how to make a sexy banner? I need one. I also need more LJ friends.

...I say that about every entry, don't I? O_o

I'm not especially superstitious, though I'm beginning to believe in fate. o.o Or something.

Somehow, all HughesxRoy in my life (hell, HughesxRoy IS my life, who am I kidding? -_-;;) reverts back to jugglesgeese

...Plus I have no sub anymore. Right. Since I don't have my own PayPal, I'm going to have to mooch in the morning. Yes, MORNING. Because I am THAT impatient.

...So what happens when you take three bored fangirls (one of whom is THIRTEEN and can't spell worth crap), put them in an AIM room, and the idea comes up of Hughes/Roy/Corn?

Wait... WHAT??

...I need to phail at writing fanfiction less. D8

And I just lost the game. :<

http://jugglesgeese.livejournal.com/281786.html

The.... reaction.... xD

You guys remember that time that me and aritheotaku were talking to Cat (the other one), and I said my boobs were bigger than hers, and she said she wouldn't believe it until she saw a photo of my bra tag? And then we proceeded to take a picture of said bra tag and send it to her as proof? ...Well, we did something almost as stupid on a similar impulse.

jugglesgeese was talkin' to Ari, and Ari's all like "HAY LORINDA AND CAT ARE FANGIRLING YOU" (we were discussing what an awesome Hughes she was), and she's all like "What? Are you starting a cult?"

And Ari's like "YES". And it went on like that until Katy says something along the lines of "I bet you don't even have a website."

And I was all "O_O Laptop. Now."

And thus the Katy fan club was born.

....And if that's the kind of reaction I get, dayum. I need to do stupid shit more often. >DDD

And this is the fifth paragraph in my journal entry that starts with "And"

But to quote Hughes...

What, she actually thinks we're talking seriously here?
 
If you know what's good for you, join it. Otherwise, I am going to cosplay TOM at AB and follow her around with a line of Bridget cosplayers. Don't think I won't.

...After this much time, I don't think anyone doubts my word.

Oh, and new fanfic. A gag this time. Go read it. Srsly.

Long journal is long. kthxbai

Srsly. To quote my former boyfriend...

"WHY DIDN'T I HAVE MOAR FRIENDS ON LIVEJOURNAL??? *anhero*"

But for some reason, I like LJ enough to keep postin'. I'm lucky to get a single comment though. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW plz love me. :<

Er... Anyways, some fanfic-ery to post.

Title: Servility
Fandom: Do I even NEED TO SAY?
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Genre: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: PG
Summary: “I’m telling you, Roy! You’ve got to find yourself a wife!”
Fanfiction.net Link

That's all I got right now. o.o;; Though I'm currently working on a Hughes/Roy fic of EPIC proportions. It's kind of like a collage of different snippets that go in chronological order to form one story. I dunno what it is about Hughes and Roy, but they really help me relax. I will likely become an hero if I can't get my Roy cosplay. :O Because I wanna make Hughes/Roy with jugglesgeese Er... I mean... ....Sigh. xD

I'm already making KamiSimon fanservice with aritheotaku . Imma be Kamina. :O YAY. My birthday's in.... five days. D8 Ari's making me a KamiSimon cake. ...Yeah. I was surprised too. It's gonna be fun, though. Between the cosplay (!!!!!), the cake, the sheer volume of anime crap in my room, the occasion, and the idiocy that usually follows a bunch of sugar-high anime loving lesbians making the rest of my family want to an hero, it has to be.

....So comment me! DDDDDD< Someone has to. 8D; </pointless journal entry>

....The world needs more Hughes/Ed. :<

PFFFT.

Hay, guess what?

I am never going to the random Hagaren fic generator AGAIN. 3 fics in the making.

....No one cares, amirite?

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Winry/Sheska
rated
R
and include the following things:
milk, dogleash, pistol

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Hughes/Roy
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
cigarette, hair, automail

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Hughes/Ed
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
sun, angst, water

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

UNF NEEDS MOAR TRINGHAM RAEP

EVEN RANDOM GENERATORS ARE OUT TO PR0N MY BRAIN.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!