Title: Revenge
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: HughesxRoy
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Summary: For years, Hughes has been humiliating his best friend by spreading all kinds of embarrassing material around the military. But Roy's not one to keep taking things lying down, and it's time for him to execute the perfect revenge...

Notes: I wrote this story because the HyuRoi fandom NEEDS moar lighthearted stories. I wrote this after reading so many damn OOC angsty wankfests where Hughes dumps Roy, says he never loved him, leaves him, hurts him, etc, and it's just plain STUPID! Hughes would never DUMP Roy and say he never loved him! Hughes wouldn't even BE WITH ROY unless he loved him, 'cuz that's not who Hughes IS, DAMMIT! ...Oops, sorry, rant. X_X Anyways, this is a prank!fic, and I promise I won't disappoint with this one. >D Warning for cavities at the end, though. x3 Don't piss yourself laughing, either. One of my friends did...

Pairing: Hughes/Ed, Hughes/Roy, Elricest, with, of course, lame-ass Hughes/Gracia due to canon. >(
Genre: Humor/Light drama/Shounen-ai
Words: About 6,300.
Rating: PG-13 (Worksafe)
Warnings: My choppy writing skills, lots of weird pairings, inconsistencies, Ed and Hughes showering together, and weird crap.
Summary: (Ctrl + C, Ctrl +V) Hughes is sent by Mustang to retrieve Edward after a week of being in his room. On a trip back to Hughes's house to shower up, they all find themselves getting into more than they bargained for

 

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Title: Naked
Rating: PG-13 for Ed's pottymouth and mentioning of Roy's unique sexual encounters
Pairing: Platonic Ed and Roy. No yaoi. But I guess you could look at it like that if you want. xD
Fanfom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Notes: This is set during the manga, not the anime, because Ed and Roy's relationship differs quite a bit in them. I wanted a very silly, but somehow deeply serious take on their relationship, and thus this inconsitant piece of crap was born! WHOO!
Description: Ed returns to the Colonel's office to find Roy still in it... Naked. Just WHAT is his wretched superior planning?! ...You'd be surprised.