Hey, everyone?

Is it bad when your desire to make out with your Light Yagami wallscroll far exceeds your desire to work on things you NEED to work on?

..And you post faux-intelligent, very stupid rhetorical questions on your eljay instead of doing those things?

Stupid Tokyo Kid. I went to Boston yesterday on 3 hours of sleep after being awake for 30. ...In 8940583045 degree weather. Wearing black jeans. Carrying 20 pounds. For around 4 miles on foot. Smart. THAT part wasn't bad, because pain isn't something that particularly bothers me. ...And I had endless amounts of caffiene. I fucking LOVE Boston. <3 So. Damn. Much. So it was worth it. More than worth it.

The worst part? The very reason I agreed to go with Mom. Tokyo Kid (a big anime store in Cambridge for those who are out of the loop).

...They are evil. Too many pretty things that I cannot hope to afford. I had to drag my mom in and have her help me to decide on ONE thing.

...Went with the wall scroll, obviously.

But I saw a restaurant named "Shangri-La" and could only think of the amazing HyuRoi doujinshi.... And then I saw this kid who looked JUST LIKE Roy Mustang...

...And then came home and slept from like 6 PM to 2 PM today.

I live such a sad existance. It's almost funny.

...And now I'm off again. Hm. Hopefully I'll go do something. ...Or fall asleep.

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Saw Dark Knight yesterday. OMG. It was amazing. I went with Cat/Edo, and we had a blast. This also means I got my camera back, and thus have some Hughes/Roy to share.

....Sigh. Matt, you're right. I am a silly yaoi obsessed fangirl.

Anyways, we acted like lesbians and scared the $hit out of everyone, which was fun. Gotta love it when you have the chance to be immature and make an ass of yourself. <3 You get fewer and fewer chances as you get older.... *cry*

Why so serious, world?

...And here I am, conforming and quoting the damn movie. Ahwell. It was awesome, and I MISSED CAT SO DAMN MUCH. <33 She even gave me an FMA pendant. Awwz. *huggles her*

Right now I'm in the process of butt-cape (IT IS A BUTT CAPE, NOT A HALF-SKIRT XD) making and rigging my Roy gloves. Looks like I'm going to be staying with Andre (Raven/Sora/Riku Oblivion) for CTCon. He's an awesome guy. ^_- I'll also be stealing some things to do a Riku cosplay for the hell of it (he'll be Sora; it's EXACTLY what you think). I still have soooo much to do.... If you see me on the interbutts, gimme a kick in the pants, wouldja?

....And here. Because you deserve it. Have some yaoi.  That one is one of my favs from PCM. xD I look stoned.

Okay, so. What happens when you and your Hughes decide to have an in-character text message escapade??

Insanity.

Read it.... Just.... Trust me. I think it's the most epic thing I've ever done. None of the text has been edited or modified. This is GENUINE idiocy, folks. >D

...Just a warning: This conversation is probably rated R. xD; Seriously. Can you imagine the two of us texting back and forth like this? Nothing like stopping in the middle of the Home Depot to whip out your phone and yell at Hughes! I'm Roy, and Tori is Hughes.

My newest obsession? I wanna f-lock for embarassment factors, but...

LUST/HUGHES.

....Don't you hurl things at me! Don't you do a facepalm. Don't even shake your head.

...TL;DR: Keep it to yourself.

I don't know why. And it's a NONCON pairing. I HATE NONCON. carbonatedwater  , you are NOT rubbing this in my face. What's more, it's HETERO NONCON. And it's MANRAPE. I hate pretty much all pairings that are all like "LOL SEX", but the only way this is gonna work, should work, DOES WORK in my mind is NONCON. ...I pretty much h8 secks of any kind; I'm practically asexual, but DERNIT. For some reason, Lust raeping Hughes is HAWT.

...Gotta be the psychological factors. >> Not hawt so much as it is fascinating.

...And maybe a little hawt.

So I go to that stupid "FMA Pairing Generator" and tell myself, "You are GOING to do the first thing that pops up. If it's crack, do it for kicks. Challenge yourself. I dunno. Just DO IT." And you know what I got on my FIRST TRY?

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Lust/Hughes
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
train, handcuffs, binoculars

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

...Well.... Yeah. I gaped at my computer screen for FIVE MINUTES. I was like "No. Fucking. WAY." But...

I DID promise myself I would write whatever came up.... *COUGH* And even if it IS HETERO PORN... Well... I DID say I would, and it IS what I've been thinking about...

xD! Anyways, I'm making a new account for porn. >_> Not because there is SOOOOOOO much here, but because I feel like I'm dirtying my name by posting anything *dirty* here. And I am asked to draw/write stuff for my friends a lot.... Soooo..... Yeah. I'll also use it to post in the adult-only comms, because I feel weird doing it under this name. >_< HEY! I've had this screename all my e-life! It's a part of my CHILDHOOD! *hugs it* ...Plus I don't want to icky-fy my main account. Dunno what I'm freaking out over, since porn is a very small part of my internets activity ('cept when I make threads on /y/ for the lulz), but it makes ME feel better. I'll post it once I get it running, okay?

JEEZ that must be weird. O_o *shakes head* Anyways, I need some help. Anyone know how to make a sexy banner? I need one. I also need more LJ friends.

...I say that about every entry, don't I? O_o