Okay, so. What happens when you and your Hughes decide to have an in-character text message escapade??

Insanity.

Read it.... Just.... Trust me. I think it's the most epic thing I've ever done. None of the text has been edited or modified. This is GENUINE idiocy, folks. >D

...Just a warning: This conversation is probably rated R. xD; Seriously. Can you imagine the two of us texting back and forth like this? Nothing like stopping in the middle of the Home Depot to whip out your phone and yell at Hughes! I'm Roy, and Tori is Hughes.

Title: Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: HughesxRoy
Rating: PG-13
Words: 348 (SHOOOOORT O_O)
Description: He was still freezing. But he was touching something alive. Holding onto the only thing he could be sure of. The only thing that secured him to this world with an iron grip and the touch of gentle fingertips.
Note: ...This is the closest to a songfic I will ever write. xD;

Title: Revenge
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: HughesxRoy
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Summary: For years, Hughes has been humiliating his best friend by spreading all kinds of embarrassing material around the military. But Roy's not one to keep taking things lying down, and it's time for him to execute the perfect revenge...

Notes: I wrote this story because the HyuRoi fandom NEEDS moar lighthearted stories. I wrote this after reading so many damn OOC angsty wankfests where Hughes dumps Roy, says he never loved him, leaves him, hurts him, etc, and it's just plain STUPID! Hughes would never DUMP Roy and say he never loved him! Hughes wouldn't even BE WITH ROY unless he loved him, 'cuz that's not who Hughes IS, DAMMIT! ...Oops, sorry, rant. X_X Anyways, this is a prank!fic, and I promise I won't disappoint with this one. >D Warning for cavities at the end, though. x3 Don't piss yourself laughing, either. One of my friends did...

Srsly. To quote my former boyfriend...

"WHY DIDN'T I HAVE MOAR FRIENDS ON LIVEJOURNAL??? *anhero*"

But for some reason, I like LJ enough to keep postin'. I'm lucky to get a single comment though. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW plz love me. :<

Er... Anyways, some fanfic-ery to post.

Title: Servility
Fandom: Do I even NEED TO SAY?
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Genre: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: PG
Summary: “I’m telling you, Roy! You’ve got to find yourself a wife!”
Fanfiction.net Link

That's all I got right now. o.o;; Though I'm currently working on a Hughes/Roy fic of EPIC proportions. It's kind of like a collage of different snippets that go in chronological order to form one story. I dunno what it is about Hughes and Roy, but they really help me relax. I will likely become an hero if I can't get my Roy cosplay. :O Because I wanna make Hughes/Roy with jugglesgeese Er... I mean... ....Sigh. xD

I'm already making KamiSimon fanservice with aritheotaku . Imma be Kamina. :O YAY. My birthday's in.... five days. D8 Ari's making me a KamiSimon cake. ...Yeah. I was surprised too. It's gonna be fun, though. Between the cosplay (!!!!!), the cake, the sheer volume of anime crap in my room, the occasion, and the idiocy that usually follows a bunch of sugar-high anime loving lesbians making the rest of my family want to an hero, it has to be.

....So comment me! DDDDDD< Someone has to. 8D; </pointless journal entry>