My newest obsession? I wanna f-lock for embarassment factors, but...

LUST/HUGHES.

....Don't you hurl things at me! Don't you do a facepalm. Don't even shake your head.

...TL;DR: Keep it to yourself.

I don't know why. And it's a NONCON pairing. I HATE NONCON. carbonatedwater  , you are NOT rubbing this in my face. What's more, it's HETERO NONCON. And it's MANRAPE. I hate pretty much all pairings that are all like "LOL SEX", but the only way this is gonna work, should work, DOES WORK in my mind is NONCON. ...I pretty much h8 secks of any kind; I'm practically asexual, but DERNIT. For some reason, Lust raeping Hughes is HAWT.

...Gotta be the psychological factors. >> Not hawt so much as it is fascinating.

...And maybe a little hawt.

So I go to that stupid "FMA Pairing Generator" and tell myself, "You are GOING to do the first thing that pops up. If it's crack, do it for kicks. Challenge yourself. I dunno. Just DO IT." And you know what I got on my FIRST TRY?

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Lust/Hughes
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
train, handcuffs, binoculars

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

...Well.... Yeah. I gaped at my computer screen for FIVE MINUTES. I was like "No. Fucking. WAY." But...

I DID promise myself I would write whatever came up.... *COUGH* And even if it IS HETERO PORN... Well... I DID say I would, and it IS what I've been thinking about...

xD! Anyways, I'm making a new account for porn. >_> Not because there is SOOOOOOO much here, but because I feel like I'm dirtying my name by posting anything *dirty* here. And I am asked to draw/write stuff for my friends a lot.... Soooo..... Yeah. I'll also use it to post in the adult-only comms, because I feel weird doing it under this name. >_< HEY! I've had this screename all my e-life! It's a part of my CHILDHOOD! *hugs it* ...Plus I don't want to icky-fy my main account. Dunno what I'm freaking out over, since porn is a very small part of my internets activity ('cept when I make threads on /y/ for the lulz), but it makes ME feel better. I'll post it once I get it running, okay?

JEEZ that must be weird. O_o *shakes head* Anyways, I need some help. Anyone know how to make a sexy banner? I need one. I also need more LJ friends.

...I say that about every entry, don't I? O_o

Title: Revenge
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: HughesxRoy
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Summary: For years, Hughes has been humiliating his best friend by spreading all kinds of embarrassing material around the military. But Roy's not one to keep taking things lying down, and it's time for him to execute the perfect revenge...

Notes: I wrote this story because the HyuRoi fandom NEEDS moar lighthearted stories. I wrote this after reading so many damn OOC angsty wankfests where Hughes dumps Roy, says he never loved him, leaves him, hurts him, etc, and it's just plain STUPID! Hughes would never DUMP Roy and say he never loved him! Hughes wouldn't even BE WITH ROY unless he loved him, 'cuz that's not who Hughes IS, DAMMIT! ...Oops, sorry, rant. X_X Anyways, this is a prank!fic, and I promise I won't disappoint with this one. >D Warning for cavities at the end, though. x3 Don't piss yourself laughing, either. One of my friends did...

Srsly. To quote my former boyfriend...

"WHY DIDN'T I HAVE MOAR FRIENDS ON LIVEJOURNAL??? *anhero*"

But for some reason, I like LJ enough to keep postin'. I'm lucky to get a single comment though. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW plz love me. :<

Er... Anyways, some fanfic-ery to post.

Title: Servility
Fandom: Do I even NEED TO SAY?
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Genre: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: PG
Summary: “I’m telling you, Roy! You’ve got to find yourself a wife!”
Fanfiction.net Link

That's all I got right now. o.o;; Though I'm currently working on a Hughes/Roy fic of EPIC proportions. It's kind of like a collage of different snippets that go in chronological order to form one story. I dunno what it is about Hughes and Roy, but they really help me relax. I will likely become an hero if I can't get my Roy cosplay. :O Because I wanna make Hughes/Roy with jugglesgeese Er... I mean... ....Sigh. xD

I'm already making KamiSimon fanservice with aritheotaku . Imma be Kamina. :O YAY. My birthday's in.... five days. D8 Ari's making me a KamiSimon cake. ...Yeah. I was surprised too. It's gonna be fun, though. Between the cosplay (!!!!!), the cake, the sheer volume of anime crap in my room, the occasion, and the idiocy that usually follows a bunch of sugar-high anime loving lesbians making the rest of my family want to an hero, it has to be.

....So comment me! DDDDDD< Someone has to. 8D; </pointless journal entry>

Pairing: Hughes/Ed, Hughes/Roy, Elricest, with, of course, lame-ass Hughes/Gracia due to canon. >(
Genre: Humor/Light drama/Shounen-ai
Words: About 6,300.
Rating: PG-13 (Worksafe)
Warnings: My choppy writing skills, lots of weird pairings, inconsistencies, Ed and Hughes showering together, and weird crap.
Summary: (Ctrl + C, Ctrl +V) Hughes is sent by Mustang to retrieve Edward after a week of being in his room. On a trip back to Hughes's house to shower up, they all find themselves getting into more than they bargained for