PFFFT.

Hay, guess what?

I am never going to the random Hagaren fic generator AGAIN. 3 fics in the making.

....No one cares, amirite?

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Winry/Sheska
rated
R
and include the following things:
milk, dogleash, pistol

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Hughes/Roy
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
cigarette, hair, automail

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Hughes/Ed
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
sun, angst, water

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

UNF NEEDS MOAR TRINGHAM RAEP

EVEN RANDOM GENERATORS ARE OUT TO PR0N MY BRAIN.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!