My newest obsession? I wanna f-lock for embarassment factors, but...
LUST/HUGHES.
....Don't you hurl things at me! Don't you do a facepalm. Don't even shake your head.
...TL;DR: Keep it to yourself.
I don't know why. And it's a NONCON pairing. I HATE NONCON.![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
carbonatedwater , you are NOT rubbing this in my face. What's more, it's HETERO NONCON. And it's MANRAPE. I hate pretty much all pairings that are all like "LOL SEX", but the only way this is gonna work, should work, DOES WORK in my mind is NONCON. ...I pretty much h8 secks of any kind; I'm practically asexual, but DERNIT. For some reason, Lust raeping Hughes is HAWT.
...Gotta be the psychological factors. >> Not hawt so much as it is fascinating.
...And maybe a little hawt.
So I go to that stupid "FMA Pairing Generator" and tell myself, "You are GOING to do the first thing that pops up. If it's crack, do it for kicks. Challenge yourself. I dunno. Just DO IT." And you know what I got on my FIRST TRY?
...Well.... Yeah. I gaped at my computer screen for FIVE MINUTES. I was like "No. Fucking. WAY." But...
I DID promise myself I would write whatever came up.... *COUGH* And even if it IS HETERO PORN... Well... I DID say I would, and it IS what I've been thinking about...
xD! Anyways, I'm making a new account for porn. >_> Not because there is SOOOOOOO much here, but because I feel like I'm dirtying my name by posting anything *dirty* here. And I am asked to draw/write stuff for my friends a lot.... Soooo..... Yeah. I'll also use it to post in the adult-only comms, because I feel weird doing it under this name. >_< HEY! I've had this screename all my e-life! It's a part of my CHILDHOOD! *hugs it* ...Plus I don't want to icky-fy my main account. Dunno what I'm freaking out over, since porn is a very small part of my internets activity ('cept when I make threads on /y/ for the lulz), but it makes ME feel better. I'll post it once I get it running, okay?
JEEZ that must be weird. O_o *shakes head* Anyways, I need some help. Anyone know how to make a sexy banner? I need one. I also need more LJ friends.
...I say that about every entry, don't I? O_o
LUST/HUGHES.
....Don't you hurl things at me! Don't you do a facepalm. Don't even shake your head.
...TL;DR: Keep it to yourself.
I don't know why. And it's a NONCON pairing. I HATE NONCON.
carbonatedwater , you are NOT rubbing this in my face. What's more, it's HETERO NONCON. And it's MANRAPE. I hate pretty much all pairings that are all like "LOL SEX", but the only way this is gonna work, should work, DOES WORK in my mind is NONCON. ...I pretty much h8 secks of any kind; I'm practically asexual, but DERNIT. For some reason, Lust raeping Hughes is HAWT. ...Gotta be the psychological factors. >> Not hawt so much as it is fascinating.
...And maybe a little hawt.
So I go to that stupid "FMA Pairing Generator" and tell myself, "You are GOING to do the first thing that pops up. If it's crack, do it for kicks. Challenge yourself. I dunno. Just DO IT." And you know what I got on my FIRST TRY?
I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Lust/Hughes
rated
NC-17
and include the following things:
train, handcuffs, binoculars
Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you
...Well.... Yeah. I gaped at my computer screen for FIVE MINUTES. I was like "No. Fucking. WAY." But...
I DID promise myself I would write whatever came up.... *COUGH* And even if it IS HETERO PORN... Well... I DID say I would, and it IS what I've been thinking about...
xD! Anyways, I'm making a new account for porn. >_> Not because there is SOOOOOOO much here, but because I feel like I'm dirtying my name by posting anything *dirty* here. And I am asked to draw/write stuff for my friends a lot.... Soooo..... Yeah. I'll also use it to post in the adult-only comms, because I feel weird doing it under this name. >_< HEY! I've had this screename all my e-life! It's a part of my CHILDHOOD! *hugs it* ...Plus I don't want to icky-fy my main account. Dunno what I'm freaking out over, since porn is a very small part of my internets activity ('cept when I make threads on /y/ for the lulz), but it makes ME feel better. I'll post it once I get it running, okay?
JEEZ that must be weird. O_o *shakes head* Anyways, I need some help. Anyone know how to make a sexy banner? I need one. I also need more LJ friends.
...I say that about every entry, don't I? O_o
Feeling: 
embarrassed
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